Biology tells you you’re 70% water
Chemistry tells you you’re 60% oxygen
Physics tell you you’re 99.99999999% empty space
And I tell you you’re 100% a cutie.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
one time my mom hired cleaning ladies to clean the house and a couple of hours after they were done i noticed my cat was missing and we were searching the house looking everywhere for my cat and finally i heard a meow from my room and my cat was literally under the blanket tucked into my bed and my mom called the cleaning ladies asking why the fuck they made the bed over the cat and the woman said “it wouldn’t move”
we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
I would watch the hell outta The Hunger Games for douchebags